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          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk

          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*    /-------\/      /-------/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  / |     ||      )*)(/* /  *     / |     ||
 *  ||----||  *    |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 /|(/)(//(,,/   )|(//|)(/
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow

           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *     (__)
           (oo)             (oo)             (oo) |     (oo)
   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/        -------\/  -------\/
  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
     a shit            shit             kicked out of her



          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^

 Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.         Cow at 10,000 meters.



          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

 American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
 start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


                                              /               __
                                             /                ||
              (__)                 (__)     /               (_||_)
              SooS                 (oo)    /                 (oo)
       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
   to George Washington       this cow                   cow



                                                  (__)
          *        (__)                           (oo)
           \       (oo)                     /------\/
            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
             ||----||                    *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                   (___)               (__)      (__)
                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
           / |     ||V                   |        |
          *  ||----||                    ||------||
             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
 the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


              (__)                   (__)
              [##]                   (@o)
       /-------\/             /-------\/               /------- (__)
      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                     (____)             (____)			      (____)
                     (oo  )             (o  o)                        ( O O)
          /-----------\  /         /-----\  /----          /-----------\  /
         / ||       |  \/         / |   | \/   |           / ||       | \/
        /  ||       ||||            |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
           //     //             / /     / /           ^^^^     ^^^^
      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                            legs or eight

                O__O                             \_|_/
                (oo)                             (oo)
         /-------\/                       /-------\/
        / |     ||                       / |     ||
       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

                         (__)                        (__)
                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)




                )               (__)
               /                (oo)
         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow swimming at Amityville
 (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)


         *                                                 (__)
                                                          (DD)
                                                   /-------/
           |                                      / |     ||_\_/
          |  (__)                               *  ||----|
         || (oo)                                  ^^    ^
          || /                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
           ^^ ||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
             ||
             ||
              ||
               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |     / /
                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
      /--UU--/         (____________)
     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English
Weather
    *  ||---||

    (New) Jersey Cow




                        O O                 O O
                                         / /
                                     (__) /
           (__)                      (xx)/
           (DD)              +--------+//
    /-------/               |        | /
   / |     ||                 +--------+
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
 Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
             at Gillies in Texas


          o  o
          |__|             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
   /-------/       /-------vv       /-------/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains

                             o        o             (__)    ^
                              \      /              (oo)   /
                               \    /           _____\/___/
              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^

     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

             o
             | [---]
             |   |
             |   |                              |------========|
        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
     -----------------           ||      |      |
       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
      /     ----    \
       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon

                 (__)
                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                  /      \ ^               //                   \\

                      Psycowlogist and patient

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