| Tajemné
dopisy od Desmonda Ega (2004) (spoluautor neznámý) (nicméně Desmonde, máš polovinu autorských práv. Tak se ozvi.) |
| Následující text je
určen pouze pro čtenáře drsnějších detektivek,
kteří jsou navíc aspoň trochu zběhlí v anglickém
jazyce. Všechna jména osob, krom přezdívek a všechny
emailové adresy jsou vynechány, nebo nahrazeny textem
"xxxx", "Moje Jméno", nebo "My
Name", aby tento text nemohl být jakkoliv zneužit.
Pokud jste již někdy dostali, nebo dostanete podobný
dopis, v žádném případě na něj neodpovídejte.
Pokud jsou Vaše znalosti angličtiny větší, než
moje, můžete mi poslat zpět i přesnější překlad. Děkuji |
| Drahý pane Moje
Jméno, oceňuji váš úzkostlivý mail. Jak se máte Vy s Vaše rodina? Předně k Vašemu vyjádření o anglickém jazyku. Nikdo nemluví dokonale, ale v rozsahu zvládnutí s pokračováním naší transakce, je sto% volná , I WOULD VE hotové peníze MY SELF BUT JUST THAT THE peníze IS zahraniční, OF WHICH AM NOT A občan,AND CAN jenom, BE převod přes zahraniční účet. Všechno co potřebujeme kvůli THE BANK MANAGER IS prohlášení OF IT IS Vaši podporu BY zařízení US YOUR DATAS SO AS TO CONSULT THE SECURITY COMPANY WERE THE MONEY IS nájem, SUCH AS YOUR TEL FAX.... ANY KIND OF BUISNESS /PROFESSIONIST. SO AS TO ENABLE THE TRANSACTION HOLD IMMEDIATELY BESIDES EVERY BODY CANNOT BE INVOLVED IN THE DEAL , BUT BASE ON LIKENESS & FEELINGS. Zařídili bychom Vám Vaše potvrzení o smrti, potvrzení o_vkladu, přístupový kód, DRIVING LICENSE AND OTHERS OKAY THANK GOD YOU ARE CZECH REPUBLIC. BESIDES YOU WILL BENEFIT BY HAVING YOUR SHEAR BUT WE NEED A SINCERE PERSON THAT WOULDNT BETRAY ANY TIME Já osobně budu rád investovat ve Vaší společnosti skrze peníze, a mohu použít Vás jako mého partnera/manažera I HAVE TO CONSULT THE SECUIRTY COMPANY WERE THE FUND IS LODGE FOR CONFIRMATION, PLEASE SEND US YOUR PHONE NUMBER WHILE THE CERTIFICATE FROM ECOBANK PLC WILL BE FORWARD TO YOU PLS MAY I CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE AND PLEASANT WITH YOUR REPLY THANKS .......... HAVE A BLISSFUL XMAS AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR DESMOND EGO Můj skromný názor: To víš, že jo. Tam poletím první třídou a zpátky v kufrech. Děkuji za zajímavou nabídku. Al Capone, alias Moje Jméno Od: MojeJmeno@xxxx.xx Předmět: Re: GOD BLESS YOU Komu: xxx Datum: Pátek, 24. prosince 2004 - 13:30:00 Dear DR DICKEN OKO, my english isn't very well, I am czech nationality and I haven't experience in bussiness. I am sorry, but you must find somebody else than me. Happy Hollidays and Happy New Year. Moje Jmeno Překlad: Drahý DR DICKEN OKO, moje angličtina není nejlepší, jsem české národnosti a nemám žádné zkušenosti v obchodě. Lituji, ale musíte si najít někoho jiného než mě. Šťastné Vánoce a Šťastný nový rok. Moje Jméno Nepočítal jsem s tím, že mi na takový email přijde ještě nějaká odpověď, nicméně, stalo se tak. Vysvětluji si to tím, že tihle mafiáni jsou asi vážně natvrdlí. Adresu DivnyMail@xxxx.xx jsem si na svém počítači zablokoval a nehodlám s ní do budoucna jakkoliv komunikovat. ----- PŮVODNÍ ZPRÁVA ----- Od: "desmond ego" <DivnyMail@xxxx.xx> Komu: MojeJmeno@xxxx.xx Předmět: Re: GOD BLESS YOU Datum: 23.12.2004 - 19:28:26 DEAR MR MY NAME, I APPRECIATE YOUR FASTIDIOUS MAIL. HOW ARE YOU AND THE FAMILY ? PRIOR TO YOUR STATEMENT ABOUT ENGLISH LANGUAGE. NOBODY IS PERFECT SPEAKING ,BUT TO AN EXTENT YOU COPE WITH SEQUEL TO OUR TRANSACTION, IS HUNDRED %FREE , I WOULD VE CASH MY SELF BUT JUST THAT THE MONEY IS FORIEGN, OF WHICH AM NOT A CITIZEN,AND CAN ONLY BE TRANSFER VIA THE FOREIG ACCOUNT. ALL WE NEED BECAUSE THE BANK MANAGER IS AWEAR OF IT IS YOUR SUPPORT BY FURNISHING US YOUR DATAS SO AS TO CONSULT THE SECURITY COMPANY WERE THE MONEY IS LODGE, SUCH AS YOUR TEL FAX.... ANY KIND OF BUISNESS /PROFESSIONIST. SO AS TO ENABLE THE TRANSACTION HOLD IMMEDIATELY BESIDES EVERY BODY CANNOT BE INVOLVED IN THE DEAL , BUT BASE ON LIKENESS & FEELINGS WE WOULD FURNISH YOUR THE DEATH CERTIFICATE , CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSITE , ACESS CODE , DRIVING LICENSE AND OTHERS OKAY THANK GOD YOU ARE CZECH REPUBLIC. BESIDES YOU WILL BENEFIT BY HAVING YOUR SHEAR BUT WE NEED A SINCERE PERSON THAT WOULDNT BETRAY ANY TIME I PERSONALLY WILL LIKE TO INVEST IN YOUR COMPANY VIA THE MONEY, AND MAY USE YOU AS MY PERTNER/MANAGER. I HAVE TO CONSULT THE SECUIRTY COMPANY WERE THE FUND IS LODGE FOR CONFIRMATION, PLEASE SEND US YOUR PHONE NUMBER WHILE THE CERTIFICATE FROM ECOBANK PLC WILL BE FORWARD TO YOU PLS MAY I CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE AND PLEASANT WITH YOUR REPLY THANKS .......... HAVE A BLISSFUL XMAS AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR DESMOND EGO On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 14:24:50 +0100 (CET) MojeJmeno@xxxx.xx wrote: > Dear DR DICKEN OKO, > my english isn't very well, I am czech nationality and I haven't experience in bussiness. I am sorry, but you must find somebody else than me. Happy Hollidays and Happy New Year. > Moje Jmeno > ----- PŮVODNÍ ZPRÁVA ----- > Od: "desmond ego" <DivnyMail@xxxx.xx> > Komu: undisclosed-recipients@,@ > Předmět: GOD BLESS YOU > Datum: 22.12.2004 - 14:29:44 > > > Reply Reply To All Forward Next Unread Delete & Next > > Back to InBox Delete Set Flag Close as Unread > > > > From: "desmond ego" <DivnyMail@xxxx.xx> > > Subject: HELLO > > Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 14:59:23 +0200 > > To: DivnyMail@xxxx.xx > > > > My Dear, I am a staff of Ecobank of Nigeria Plc., Isolo Branch, Lagos - Nigeria. I am contacting you for a business that involves a huge sum of money from a deceased account. We have a dormant deposit belonging to a foreign contractor named Mr. Adams Smith who died in an air crash along with his wife on the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline 1990 with other passengers on board. He had a Special Deposit of US$14.8m (Fourteen Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with our Bank before his death. All my efforts to locate his true relations/next of kin since he died, has proved abortive as he did not indicate such in all the official documents he tendered to in our Bank. The Money is about to be reverted back to the Bank's treasury, hence I solicit for your Assistance/permission to process all requisite documents in your favour by using your name as his legitimate next of kin to transfer this money into your account without further delay. All arrangement to legally change your name to suit his next of kin's name has been put in place. Please kindly furnish me with your contact details, Telephone and Fax numbers to enable me discuss further with you and start up with the process immediately. If interested, send your bank details: Your bank name, address, telephone and fax numbers. Your personal details: Your real name, address, telephone and scanned copy of your international passport or Driving License for identification purposes. I will introduce you to an Attorney here, whom you will contact and inform about the transfer of the fund. He will then on your behalf get all the legal documents to legalize the transfer and you will be the legal beneficiary of the special deposit. The lawyer will act on your behalf from the beginning until the money gets into your nominated bank account. The fund will be shared in this way, 30% for you, 65% for me and my colleagues while 5% will be for all the expenses incurred in the course of the transfer. To get this money transferred, we have to pay the lawyer, pay for bank transfer charges, that is why we are mapping out 5% from the total money for expenses and this will be refunded from whoever provided the money before sharing according to the agreed percentage. Please if you know you are not capable of handling such fund in your account and are not ready to see to the successful transfer of the money, dont waste your precious time, just ignore the proposal. This is not a child's play, rather an opportunity that must be actualized and fulfilled by the grace of God.In other hand if your interested reply through This transaction is risk free on your part, strictly private and must be treated with utmost confidentiality for security reasons. The transfer will be concluded within 14 working days from the date of application of claim if you meet all the requirements from your side for the transfer to commence. Hope to hear from you. > > Best regards, > > > > DR DICKEN OKO > > > > please let this transaction lies between 72 hrs ,for no time on before 22dec 2004 > > |
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